天下A狗何其多，

備考還看奇葩說，

天下A狗何其苦，

一年四季都吃土，

天下A狗分8類，

快看自己配不配：

8種不同特征的ACCA學員

8 Personalities of ACCA Students

1.The Riddler（老師之寶ACCA狗）

你就是ACCA課堂上的赫敏，赫敏是《哈利·波特》書中以一個喜好鉆研學術及無所不知的女孩形象出現(xiàn)。她不僅知道每個問題的答案，還記得讀過的每本書的內(nèi)容，并樂于將自己的知識告訴別人。因此她的求學生涯開始不久就獲得了“格蘭芬多萬事通”的綽號，她因每堂課都積極舉手回答問題并樂此不疲而揚名。是老師之寶課堂氛圍的救星。

You’re the class Hermione,with your right arm constantly locked in the Question Asking Position and your brain tuned in on Rapid Question Mode.You may be the recipient of the occasional frowns from your classmates,but you’re the one who walks away with all the answers at the end of the day.

2.The Class Clown（逗逼ACCA狗）

You’re the person who beats the stress by cracking all the jokes,and that’s why people gravitate towards you.你善用逗比精神迎接ACCA備考的壓力與挑戰(zhàn)，給大家?guī)須g樂！獲得大家的歡迎~~

3.The I-didn’t-study-but-am-still-going-to-pass Student（天才ACCA狗）

You are the envy of your classmates for your apparent superpower of passing ACCA exams without breaking a sweat.Just remember...with great power,comes great responsibility.

4.The Textbook（學神ACCA狗）

你能記下所有的公式，熟知所有的理論，背誦所有的準則，你的大腦就是一本活教材。

You know every formula,theory and concept.You’ve memorised past year questions and can recite financial reporting standards the way rappers rap.Your brain is a powerhouse,both revered and feared by your classmates.

5.The Last Minuter（ACCA拖延狗）

這個無須解釋，現(xiàn)在才倉促準備考試的都是這種狗。

You don’t believe in planning ahead because life is meant to be lived.Hey,YOLO right?People of this personality tend to thrive under last-minute pressures,and usually try to befriend The Textbook(sometimes with little success).

6.The Exchange Student（ACCA蒙逼狗）

當你第一次來到ACCA班上課的時候，你感覺大家拿著的是一本天書，乘著火箭看老師帶你在云霧里穿梭，兩個字懵逼??！what fxck am i reading.jpg

You can’t seem to understand what is being taught in class,almost as if the lecture is in a foreign language.You’re too timid to ask questions,though,because everyone else is nodding their heads in understanding.

7.The Zombie（逃課ACCA狗）

ACCA課堂上你總是逃課缺席，不學無術，但在ACCA考場上你依舊能夠沉著應對，你就像魔鬼般一樣神秘莫測。

You’re almost always absent from class,but you turn up at the exam hall calm as a clam.As yet,no one has been able to figure out how you managed to pass your ACCA exams.

8.The Bestseller（炫邁ACCA狗，停不下來）

在ACCA考場上你能奮筆疾書3小時，絲毫不間斷。而考場其他同學卻只能勉強編出一段話......

You’re seen to be scribbling furiously into your answer sheet throughout the 3-hour exam without any breaks,which stumps your classmates who can barely write a paragraph.A natural novelist,your writing stamina inspires much affront and panic in the exam hall!

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